man sues over lack of ‘Lynx effect’

Anyone in their right mind would agree that a deodorant cannot make the ladies ‘want ya.’ But that hasn’t stopped a desperate Indian man from suing Lynx parent company Unilever for £26,000 because during the 7 years he has been using the cosmetic he hasn’t been able to pick up a single chick (thus meaning he’s single).

For those of you wondering, Lynx is another name for the popular Axe that we have up here in the states. When asked for comment, Unilever refused to comment, but Bedi (the name of the man suing the company) had this to say. “The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me.”

India’s leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani wasn’t so quiet on the point however, stating the following:

“There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.”

I might add that Mr. Jethmalani is absolutely right as Hiedi Klum and Seal are prime examples. At any rate check out one a previously aired Axe commercial after the break.

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