So we’ve heard some weird marriages taking place such as that one woman who married a dolphin, but in all my years (which are not many btw), I am yet to hear of a guy marrying his video game, that is until now. Love Plus, a game that allows you to date, study with and talk to a virtual girlfriend has gotten one man so engrossed in it that he has decided to marry Nene, one of the game characters.

The couple plan plan to have a reception in Japan and has invited the media to participate. More outrageous is the fact that the guys close relaitves and friends will be there and come November 22 round about 12 noon, you will be able to witness the wedding live.

Oh the humanity.

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I don’t know about you, but I much rather deal with the Swine Flu then the brats that show up at the malls every Christmas and carry lists the size of War and Peace.

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Turns out that Ms. Carrie Prejean has a sex tape out which is the reason that the former Miss California setteled with the pageant over her little dispute. According to TMZ, they have obtained the actual tapes but due to the graphic nature has decided not to release them.

What is quite disturbing about the case is the media’s assessment of the incident.

Carrie Prejean, some might remember, is the California beauty queen who gained instant ignominy in some circles by agreeing with President Obama’s ridiculous notion that marriage is a union between one man and one woman. – LA Times

Is that supposed to be reporting the news or commentating on it?

And yet we don’t know how this happened. Does our President have any freakin’ sense, or is he so scared to anger the Muslim world that he refuses to call a duck a duck? Its a disgrace to our military as well as our fallen soldiers the actions that Obama has displayed in the past few days since the terrorist attack. He asshole like a complete ass with his head so far up his ass he fails to realize the problem at hand.

Forgive my language but it pisses me at the complete lack of respect the President is showing this situation.

Anyone in their right mind would agree that a deodorant cannot make the ladies ‘want ya.’ But that hasn’t stopped a desperate Indian man from suing Lynx parent company Unilever for £26,000 because during the 7 years he has been using the cosmetic he hasn’t been able to pick up a single chick (thus meaning he’s single).

For those of you wondering, Lynx is another name for the popular Axe that we have up here in the states. When asked for comment, Unilever refused to comment, but Bedi (the name of the man suing the company) had this to say. “The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me.”

India’s leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani wasn’t so quiet on the point however, stating the following:

“There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.”

I might add that Mr. Jethmalani is absolutely right as Hiedi Klum and Seal are prime examples. At any rate check out one a previously aired Axe commercial after the break.

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Or is it that Obama has gone into partnership with the “devil” of the retail world to market his health care plan?

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According to the source that leaked the story to the National Enquirer, Kennedy wanted the revelations to be made public, but family members became horrified after reading the accounts and decided to cover it up to protect the Kennedy’s reputation (what reputation I ask).

“While dictating his memoirs into a tape recorder, Ted decided to tell the whole truth about his life – including his love life. He said that his first lover was an Irish nanny. She was about 19, and Ted was only 13.
When his mother found out, she sent the nanny back to Ireland. Rose made Ted pray on his knees for hours to ask forgiveness. But Ted recalled that even his sore knees couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.
From that day on, he says he seduced as many women as he could, from maids and cooks at the family’s Hyannis Port compound to college friends that his sisters brought home.”

What is even more surprising is he (Kennedy) planned to seduce Mary Jo Kopechne the night his vehicle plunged into into the water in Chappaquiddick causing her to drawn.

“But his lawyers and friends begged him not to open that door. They said that even after his death, it would hurt his legacy and haunt the family.
He relented about Mary Jo, but went on to admit that he’d seduced the wives of some of his closest friends and even his brothers’ girlfriends.”

Its kinda funny because this has a similar resemblance to that story in the old book about David covering up his adulterous lifestyle and his son Solomon with his 1,000 women (700 wives and 300 mistresses).

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Stephanie Clifford AKA Stormy Daniels mugshot

Normally I do not cover news like this but seeing that Mrs. Daniels is mulling a bid for the U.S Senate for the state of Louisiana, I cant help but wonder what exactly her publicists, lawyers and her political adviser (Brian Welsh) will have to say about these latest developments.

Daniels, who currently lives in Tampa FL, is charged with battery charges against her husband which stemmed from some argument. According to news agencies, Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, was upset over her father-in-law’s washing of the laundry. Adding to the contention was the fact that her husband failed to pay some bills. This all led to Mrs. Daniels “[throwing] a potted plant at the kitchen sink,” and hitting Michael Mosny, her husband, several times over the head as well as “[throwing] their wedding album onto the floor and knocked candles off coffee table, breaking them.”

So what, another domestic violence case, but this is kind of odd, seeing that Stormy believes she can create enough wind in Louisiana to unseat Republican Senator David Vitter. With two strikes against her, porn star and her total lack of political sense, I think it goes without saying that Daniels has sealed her proverbial coffin when it comes to political aspirations.

To make matters worse, her political adviser, Brian Welsh, reported a few days ago that his car was bombed and while the FBI and police are not making any comments about the incident, it has been validated.

Clearly, if someone tried to blow up my car, it’s cause for concern; it’s not cause for me to stop doing my job, stop me from talking about the things that are important. If anybody had been walking by when that car blew up, they would have been seriously injured or killed. – Brian Welsh

I agree Senate debates can become pretty heated, but I don’t think handing out blowjobs to your opponents or throwing potted plants at them will help both sides come to a resolution on any issue and it seems that those are the only two qualifications Mrs. Daniels holds.

But then again anything can happen and if there is anything that our current President has taught us, experience is not a requirement to become a U.S President. Maybe, just maybe Mrs. Daniels will be able to create a bigger storm then Hurricane Katrina over there in Louisiana and get herself elected….if she runs as a Democrat that is.

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I’m not sure exactly what Greenpeace thinks they are accomplishing by vandalizing the corporate HQ of HP (Hewlett Packard), but it does say something about the group that they are willing to resort to crime to get their message across. I’m all fine with PETA and Greenpeace holding rallies and protesting outside of whoever’s building they deem is causing environmental problems as long as they do not obstruct business. But vandalizing and trespassing is never an option to get your message across no matter how grave you deem the danger.

I’m tired of hearing PETA and Greenpeace demonizing people for eating a piece of steak or driving a Hummer. I’m a vegetarian not because I of the animals rights but because I actually like the idea of preserving my life. And I don’t drive a Hummer mainly because I don’t have self image problems. But whoever feels they need to do it, go ahead. Having your members send threats to J-Lo because she wears a fur coat is totally uncool.

So what if HP uses PVC and other toxic chemicals in their machines? If you don’t like it don’t buy it. And I couldn’t care less if you petitioned others not to. I’ve owned HP products for years and I couldn’t care less, if they were using PVC or not. Instead of spending time vandalizing others property, why not come up with a green solution and offer it to the board at HP.

If Greenpeace thinks they will win anymore supporters by behaving like complete asses, they are horribly mistaken. I do my part by recycling most of the plastic, paper and other stuff I use. I do not need to boycott HP, Apple, Google or Microsoft to save the environment.

As one commenter on Engadget.com put it:

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