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		<title>Guy marries his video game girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://nortonrelease.com/11/20/2009/guy-marries-his-video-game-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we’ve heard some weird marriages taking place such as that one woman who married a dolphin, but in all my years (which are not many btw), I am yet to hear of a guy marrying his video game, that &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/11/20/2009/guy-marries-his-video-game-girlfriend/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So we’ve heard some weird marriages taking place such as that one woman who married a dolphin, but in all my years (which are not many btw), I am yet to hear of a guy marrying his video game, that is until now. Love Plus, a game that allows you to date, study with and talk to a virtual girlfriend has gotten one man so engrossed in it that he has decided to marry Nene, one of the game characters.<span id="more-39"></span></p>
<p>The couple plan plan to have a reception in Japan and has invited the media to participate. More outrageous is the fact that the guys close relaitves and friends will be there and come November 22 round about 12 noon, you will be able to witness the wedding live.</p>
<p>Oh the humanity.</p>
<p>VIA: technabob and Tiny Cartridge</p>
<p>[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU45RKaqPtc&#038;feature=player_embedded[/youtube]</p>
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		<title>Carrie Prejean has sex-tape</title>
		<link>http://nortonrelease.com/11/10/2009/carrie-prejean-has-sex-tape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turns out that Ms. Carrie Prejean has a sex tape out which is the reason that the former Miss California setteled with the pageant over her little dispute. According to TMZ, they have obtained the actual tapes but due to &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/11/10/2009/carrie-prejean-has-sex-tape/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Turns out that Ms. Carrie Prejean has a sex tape out which is the reason that the former Miss California setteled with the pageant over her little dispute. According to TMZ, they have obtained the actual tapes but due to the graphic nature has decided not to release them.<span id="more-12"></span></p>
<p>What is quite disturbing about the case is the media’s assessment of the incident.</p>
<p>Carrie Prejean, some might remember, is the California beauty queen who gained instant ignominy in some circles by agreeing with President Obama’s ridiculous notion that marriage is a union between one man and one woman. – LA Times</p>
<p>Is that supposed to be reporting the news or commentating on it?</p>
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		<title>We don’t have terrorists anymore?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing pisses me off more then political correctness, and I’m sorry for those who get offended but I’m not politically correct. So because of that I am asking why the hell hasn’t the President classified the Fort Hood case as &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/11/09/2009/we-dont-have-terrorists-anymore/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing pisses me off more then political correctness, and I’m sorry for those who get offended but I’m not politically correct. So because of that I am asking why the hell hasn’t the President classified the Fort Hood case as a terrorist attack.<span id="more-59"></span> I keep hearing the media and our Commander in Chief calling this a “great calamity” and wondering how this happened. He was carrying around a god damn Koran for crying out loud. The FBI had evidence he tried to contact Al Qaeda terrorist cells, he preached hate and the destruction of infidels.</p>
<p>And yet we don’t know how this happened. Does our President have any freakin’ sense, or is he so scared to anger the Muslim world that he refuses to call a duck a duck? Its a disgrace to our military as well as our fallen soldiers the actions that Obama has displayed in the past few days since the terrorist attack. He asshole like a complete ass with his head so far up his ass he fails to realize the problem at hand.</p>
<p>Forgive my language but it pisses me at the complete lack of respect the President is showing this situation.</p>
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		<title>man sues over lack of ‘Lynx effect’</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone in their right mind would agree that a deodorant cannot make the ladies ‘want ya.’ But that hasn’t stopped a desperate Indian man from suing Lynx parent company Unilever for £26,000 because during the 7 years he has been &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/man-sues-over-lack-of-lynx-effect/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone in their right mind would agree that a deodorant cannot make the ladies ‘want ya.’ But that hasn’t stopped a desperate Indian man from suing Lynx parent company Unilever for £26,000 because during the 7 years he has been using the cosmetic he hasn’t been able to pick up a single chick (thus meaning he’s single).<span id="more-17"></span></p>
<p>For those of you wondering, Lynx is another name for the popular Axe that we have up here in the states. When asked for comment, Unilever refused to comment, but Bedi (the name of the man suing the company) had this to say. “The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me.”</p>
<p>India’s leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani wasn’t so quiet on the point however, stating the following:</p>
<p>“There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.”</p>
<p>I might add that Mr. Jethmalani is absolutely right as Hiedi Klum and Seal are prime examples. At any rate check out one a previously aired Axe commercial after the break.</p>
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		<title>Wal-Mart in the undertaking business?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing that age is not a factor in eligibility to work at Wal-Mart, I can totally see why Wal-Mart would be getting into the undertaker business. On the other hand, a $2.3k casket is not exactly in the price range &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/10/30/2009/wal-mart-in-the-undertaking-business/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seeing that age is not a factor in eligibility to work at Wal-Mart, I can totally see why Wal-Mart would be getting into the undertaker business. On the other hand, a $2.3k casket is not exactly in the price range of most Wal-mart associates.<span id="more-51"></span></p>
<p>Or is it that Obama has gone into partnership with the “devil” of the retail world to market his health care plan?</p>
<p>VIA: Wal-Mart Funeral Department</p>
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		<title>Stormy Daniels arrested</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephanie Clifford AKA Stormy Daniels mugshot Normally I do not cover news like this but seeing that Mrs. Daniels is mulling a bid for the U.S Senate for the state of Louisiana, I cant help but wonder what exactly her &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/07/30/2009/stormy-daniels-arrested/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephanie Clifford AKA Stormy Daniels mugshot</p>
<p>Normally I do not cover news like this but seeing that Mrs. Daniels  is mulling a bid for the U.S Senate for the state of Louisiana, I cant  help but wonder what exactly her publicists, lawyers and her political  adviser (Brian Welsh) will have to say about these latest developments.<span id="more-1"></span></p>
<p>Daniels, who currently lives in Tampa FL, is charged with battery  charges against her husband which stemmed from some argument. According  to news agencies, Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, was  upset over her father-in-law’s washing of the laundry. Adding to the  contention was the fact that her husband failed to pay some bills. This  all led to Mrs. Daniels “[throwing] a potted plant at the kitchen sink,”  and hitting Michael Mosny, her husband, several times over the head as  well as “[throwing] their wedding album onto the floor and knocked  candles off coffee table, breaking them.”</p>
<p>So  what, another domestic violence case, but this is kind of odd, seeing  that Stormy believes she can create enough wind in Louisiana to unseat  Republican Senator David Vitter. With two strikes against her, porn star  and her total lack of political sense, I think it goes without saying  that Daniels has sealed her proverbial coffin when it comes to political  aspirations.</p>
<p>To make matters worse, her political adviser, Brian Welsh, reported a  few days ago that his car was bombed and while the FBI and police are  not making any comments about the incident, it has been validated.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Clearly, if someone tried to blow up my car, it’s  cause for concern; it’s not cause for me to stop doing my job, stop me  from talking about the things that are important. If anybody had been  walking by when that car blew up, they would have been seriously injured  or killed. – Brian Welsh</em></p></blockquote>
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<p>I agree Senate debates can become pretty heated, but I don’t think  handing out blowjobs to your opponents or throwing potted plants at them  will help both sides come to a resolution on any issue and it seems  that those are the only two qualifications Mrs. Daniels holds.</p>
<p>But then again anything can happen and if there is anything that our  current President has taught us, experience is not a requirement to  become a U.S President. Maybe, just maybe Mrs. Daniels will be able to  create a bigger storm then Hurricane Katrina over there in Louisiana and  get herself elected….if she runs as a Democrat that is.</p>
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		<title>Greenpeace vandalizes HP HQ</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m not one who agrees with the uncontrolled cutting down of trees, expansion of urban areas and drilling from every corner of the earth. But neither am I one who agrees with the opposition which would like to give more &#8230; <a href="http://nortonrelease.com/07/29/2009/greenpeace-vandalizes-hp-hq/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m not one who agrees with the uncontrolled cutting down of trees, expansion of urban areas and drilling from every corner of the earth. But neither am I one who agrees with the opposition which would like to give more rights to animals, bugs and trees then to a human.<span id="more-55"></span></p>
<p>I’m not sure exactly what Greenpeace thinks they are accomplishing by vandalizing the corporate HQ of HP (Hewlett Packard), but it does say something about the group that they are willing to resort to crime to get their message across. I’m all fine with PETA and Greenpeace holding rallies and protesting outside of whoever’s building they deem is causing environmental problems as long as they do not obstruct business. But vandalizing and trespassing is never an option to get your message across no matter how grave you deem the danger.</p>
<p>I’m tired of hearing PETA and Greenpeace demonizing people for eating a piece of steak or driving a Hummer. I’m a vegetarian not because I of the animals rights but because I actually like the idea of preserving my life. And I don’t drive a Hummer mainly because I don’t have self image problems. But whoever feels they need to do it, go ahead. Having your members send threats to J-Lo because she wears a fur coat is totally uncool.</p>
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<p>So what if HP uses PVC and other toxic chemicals in their machines? If you don’t like it don’t buy it. And I couldn’t care less if you petitioned others not to. I’ve owned HP products for years and I couldn’t care less, if they were using PVC or not. Instead of spending time vandalizing others property, why not come up with a green solution and offer it to the board at HP.</p>
<p>If Greenpeace thinks they will win anymore supporters by behaving like complete asses, they are horribly mistaken. I do my part by recycling most of the plastic, paper and other stuff I use. I do not need to boycott HP, Apple, Google or Microsoft to save the environment.</p>
<p>As one commenter on Engadget.com put it:</p>
<p>engadget-techie</p>
<p>VIA: CNET.com</p>
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