Norton Release » Offbeat http://nortonrelease.com politics as usual.. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:02:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Guy marries his video game girlfriend http://nortonrelease.com/11/20/2009/guy-marries-his-video-game-girlfriend/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/20/2009/guy-marries-his-video-game-girlfriend/#comments Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:53:20 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=236 love-plus

So we’ve heard some weird marriages taking place such as that one woman who married a dolphin, but in all my years (which are not many btw), I am yet to hear of a guy marrying his video game, that is until now. Love Plus, a game that allows you to date, study with and talk to a virtual girlfriend has gotten one man so engrossed in it that he has decided to marry Nene, one of the game characters.

The couple plan plan to have a reception in Japan and has invited the media to participate. More outrageous is the fact that the guys close relaitves and friends will be there and come November 22 round about 12 noon, you will be able to witness the wedding live.

Oh the humanity.

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/20/2009/guy-marries-his-video-game-girlfriend/feed/ 0 2PM Heartbeat vs. Taeyang Wedding Dress http://nortonrelease.com/11/14/2009/2pm-heartbeat-vs-taeyang-wedding-dress/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/14/2009/2pm-heartbeat-vs-taeyang-wedding-dress/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:41:37 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=190 So both are big hits in South Korea and both had hit videos on YouTube this week. Yes I know this is way offbeat but I’m expanding my musical horizons and since I’m kinda tired of the Lady GaGa and Chris Brown and Rihanna shit, I decided to listen to them.

So out of both songs, which is the better? Leave your comments below, after you have watched the videos of course.

Taeyang – Wedding Dress

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2PM – Heartbeat

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/14/2009/2pm-heartbeat-vs-taeyang-wedding-dress/feed/ 0 PHOTO: Obama did not give Fox the middle finger http://nortonrelease.com/11/05/2009/photo-obama-did-not-give-fox-the-middle-finger/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/05/2009/photo-obama-did-not-give-fox-the-middle-finger/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:59:46 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=168 While I do have a few bones to pick with Mr. Obama, I can safely say that Obama did not give Fox or anyone the finger in this photo as it was photoshopped. Check it out below.

]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/05/2009/photo-obama-did-not-give-fox-the-middle-finger/feed/ 0 man sues over lack of ‘Lynx effect’ http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/man-sues-over-lack-of-lynx-effect/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/man-sues-over-lack-of-lynx-effect/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:17:06 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=143 jessica-burciaga

Anyone in their right mind would agree that a deodorant cannot make the ladies ‘want ya.’ But that hasn’t stopped a desperate Indian man from suing Lynx parent company Unilever for £26,000 because during the 7 years he has been using the cosmetic he hasn’t been able to pick up a single chick (thus meaning he’s single).

For those of you wondering, Lynx is another name for the popular Axe that we have up here in the states. When asked for comment, Unilever refused to comment, but Bedi (the name of the man suing the company) had this to say. “The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me.”

India’s leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani wasn’t so quiet on the point however, stating the following:

“There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.”

I might add that Mr. Jethmalani is absolutely right as Hiedi Klum and Seal are prime examples. At any rate check out one a previously aired Axe commercial after the break.

VIA: ANANOVA

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/man-sues-over-lack-of-lynx-effect/feed/ 0 MUSIC VIDEO: Starstrukk – 3OH3 feat. Katy Perry http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/music-video-starstrukk-3oh3-feat-katy-perry/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/music-video-starstrukk-3oh3-feat-katy-perry/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:20:03 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=139 Yeah this is offbeat but seeing how I’m waiting on the polls to close before weighing in on todays election results I decided to bring you the music video for one of my favorite female artists, Katy Perry. So until we find out who wins watch the video below…

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/03/2009/music-video-starstrukk-3oh3-feat-katy-perry/feed/ 0 MUSIC VIDEO: Michael Bublé – Cry me a river http://nortonrelease.com/11/02/2009/music-video-michael-buble-cry-me-a-river/ http://nortonrelease.com/11/02/2009/music-video-michael-buble-cry-me-a-river/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:24:57 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=136 michael-bubleI’m no fan of the X-Factor (or American Idol for that matter), but for some reason season six has been quite interesting. The other night I caught the performance of Michael Bublé with ‘Cry me a river’ and I was like damn! This should be an instant classic.

Check the video out below.

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/11/02/2009/music-video-michael-buble-cry-me-a-river/feed/ 0 Angelina Jolie at 16 http://nortonrelease.com/10/31/2009/angelina-jolie-at-16/ http://nortonrelease.com/10/31/2009/angelina-jolie-at-16/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:21:51 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=125 I’m not sure what to make of this, yes we’ve always known that Angelina Jolie has been a ‘bad girl’ even before she got into acting, but at 16? I’m not gonna complain because the photos are stunning, but 16 is quite young to be doing such racy shoots….wouldn’t you agree?

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]]> http://nortonrelease.com/10/31/2009/angelina-jolie-at-16/feed/ 0 Wal-Mart in the undertaking business? http://nortonrelease.com/10/30/2009/wal-mart-in-the-undertaking-business/ http://nortonrelease.com/10/30/2009/wal-mart-in-the-undertaking-business/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:20:19 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=119 wal-mart-sienna-bronze-casketSeeing that age is not a factor in eligibility to work at Wal-Mart, I can totally see why Wal-Mart would be getting into the undertaker business. On the other hand, a $2.3k casket is not exactly in the price range of most Wal-mart associates.

Or is it that Obama has gone into partnership with the “devil” of the retail world to market his health care plan?

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Are you ready?

]]> http://nortonrelease.com/10/30/2009/photo-obama-care/feed/ 3 Katy Perry’s 25th Birthday party http://nortonrelease.com/10/29/2009/katy-perrys-25th-birthday-party/ http://nortonrelease.com/10/29/2009/katy-perrys-25th-birthday-party/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:13:28 +0000 Political Silence http://nortonrelease.com/?p=98 I don’t quite know the reason for this post, but I guess I’ll find some use for it sometime later….oh wait its Katy Perry, and she turned 25…on that note check the pictures below…

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